Anonymous sent: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

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gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

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jzammito:

me in Spanish class
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spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

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+ my life

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+ no.

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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+ wat

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